by Gregory Pepper & His Problems

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released August 21, 2015

Recorded and mixed by David Partridge at HELM (Milton, ON)
Mastered by Andy Magoffin at House of Miracles (Cambridge, ON)
all songs written by Gregory Pepper and published by Fake Four Music (ASCAP)

We would like to acknowledge funding support from the Ontario Arts Council, an agency of the government of Ontario.



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Track Name: Welcome To The Dullhouse
welcome to the dullhouse
it's just a floor and some walls
and that's why nobody calls,
and that's why nobody calls

welcome to my nightmare
it's just some windows and chairs
but baby nobody cares,
believe me nobody cares
we got a door and some stairs,
but really, nobody cares

all of the kens downtown
they're hanging around
they're hanging around
their shirts on the ground
and all those tanned barbies do nothing for me
no, they're never gonna see my dullhouse
Track Name: Crush On You
poached devotion
it's what i'm going through
stolen bikes ride fast and I've got a crush on you

don't you want me to come over now?
Yeah, you're all alone
i know your mom's out of town

and then you say what we're doin is wrong
and i know that it's true
but i'll keep thinking about you all summer long
cuz i've got a crush on you
Track Name: Smart Phones For Stupid People
smart phones for stupid people
all i really need is a beeper
just page me, girl, when you are down to fuck

And your photo's insincere
cuz you took it in a mirror
god, your narcissism makes me blush
smart phones for stupid people aren't enough
Track Name: I Wonder Whose Dick You Had To Suck?
i saw it in the entertainment news
read the pitchfork and exclaim reviews
and i wonder whose dick you had to suck?
lucky duck, lucky duck
you're everybody's favorite dude

it sounds like crap but you meant to do that
i'm confused
i sound like shit but this isn't a bit
would anybody with a blog like a casual blowjob?

and I wonder whose dick you had to suck?
shitty fuck, shitty fuck
i'm just an angry, jealous dude
Track Name: Come By It Honestly
courage from a pint
hair for when it bites
jamie helps me when it's time to rock

two so i can eat
four to get to sleep
one for my dead homie down the block

i'm hip to the hops
wonder am i falling

hey but I come by it honestly
daddy put the notion in my mind
and i can tell you're on to me
but maybe i don't wanna tow the line
Track Name: Cry, Wolf
i'm not coming in to work today
something's come up i can't get away
believe me this is not a holiday
cry, wolf

i ain't howling, i ain't counting sheep
i'm drinking beer and then I'm going to sleep
“i see a darkness” playing on repeat
cry, wolf
Track Name: There In The Meadow (Was I Not a Flower At All?)
my dad collapsed in church on christmas day
and that's why i don't celebrate
that's why i don't celebrate

listened to what the doctors had to say
and that's why i don't celebrate
that's why i don't celebrate

there in the meadow
was i not a flower at all?
Track Name: I'm Bill Murray
I'm bill murray at the beginning of “groundhog day”
I'm bill murray at the beginning of “scrooged”
see, I used to be polite and lie to everyone
but it's easier to tell the truth

i'm doctor venkman zapping that kid with electrodes
i'm herman bloom crushing your bike with my car
i tried singing karaoke, taking baby steps
but being a prick is easier by far

no one cares no one's listening
but i'm bill murray
Track Name: Problems Theme Part 2
P's the paper, it's the greed
R for running raggedly
O you couldn't get to sleep
B cuz your life is incomplete
L the laughing, loathsome she
E most everyone you meet
M for melancholy deep and make it plural

you got your problems
i got my problems
we got our problems
he's got his problems
Track Name: Last Drag
the day is done
i'm on my last drag
feeling my shoulders lowly hang
i think i'm dumb but it's a cop out
you know you're right and I should stop now

so toss the coffee can
and drop that pirate flag
you're way too old, man
enjoy your last drag